I bet you weren't expecting a paper pickle for your birthday.

offtherecordband:

NEW SONG: Real Talk

Song: 12/52
Genre: Girly Pop
Subject: Messing around

See you never.

This is my sister. She’s awesome.

proctalgia:

hey i hope this isnt too sexual for u but i think ur hand would fit soo good in mine i wanna hold it so hard

(Source: cuddlyxcal)

offtherecordband:

BY POPULAR REQUEST:

NEW TRACK: UKULELE DITTY IN YOUR FLAT

Song: 2/52
Genre: Ukulele
Subject: Being a creeper

Love/Like/Share/Stalk. We’d do the same to you. 

offtherecordband:

Oy to the World!

Do you schmear what I schmear?

Really?

I will never understand people who post grammatically incorrect comments bitching about grammar.